Stuff like this really does happen

So, we've all heard the wise advice "Never ask a woman her age, her weight or her due date," right? Wise advice, trust me.

I was in a meeting today that was taking FOREVER, so I got up and walked discretely (so I thought) to leave to step out for a second. Apparently as I was walking by, one of the gentlemen I passed leaned over and, under his breath, asked my boss if I was pregnant. My boss (who I love and is paying dearly for this next statment) replies "No, I think it's just the skirt she's wearing today."

Moral of the story?

Wear a girdle.